December 04, 2003
Colymbosathon Ecplecticos
I was driving back home from Erlanger this afternoon through a dark drizzle, when a story on NPR caught my attention. Scientists have discovered an ancient sand flea that they claim is the oldest fossil that can be identified as a male. How, you query laciviously? “It has the world’s oldest penis. If there is another one, I don’t know it,” researcher David Siveter explains.
Well.
But what caught my full attention (and made me laugh into the dusk) was the name scientists have chosen for the old fellow. He is to be called Colymbosathon ecplecticos, which is Greek for "amazing swimmer with a large penis." Coincidentally, this was also my nickname in high school.
I'm sorry I find this so funny. I can't wait to see who Googles this site now.
Hi:
I saw that you wrote something about me on a blog.
Please check out what is currently happening to Doug Wilson and Christ Church in Moscow, if you do not live there.
There is great scandal in the Idaho media, and you can follow the controversy online by signing up for "Vision2020.com," which can be found through Yahoo or Google.
Thanks.
In Christ,
Douglas Stambler
"I can't wait to see who Googles this site now."
Well, now I know.
Posted by: mesh at December 8, 2003 02:47 PMAmazing swimmer with a large penis, aka Mesh, Hey man I don't have your work phone otherwise I'd call it, but i won't be able to go to Taco Mac tonight because I went home sick with the barf. If I showed up at Taco Mac it'd be pretty bad, because mainly its where most of my co-workers go after work. So maybe next week we can catch the dolphins. Sorry man
Posted by: holton at December 8, 2003 03:53 PMawsome post, freakin awesome.
Posted by: grant at December 8, 2003 10:31 PMcolymbosathon ecplecticos has a large penis but i dont see his penis
Posted by: eldrick mapother at October 15, 2006 11:54 PM